Alex river Clarke
writer, short-film maker, theatre creator
A fragment of my creative life
(I create under different names, but most public projects are under Alex River Clarke.)
After leaving the entertainment industry in 2025, I returned to independent writing. Currently, I am writing a novel, PETER STRAPPLE AND THE DEMON CALLED ARREGETTE, about a 1960s psychonaut and musician. Plus, the short story collection JOANNE WAS A TABLE about girls' experiences of grooming gangs. Below you'll find a few of my past projects - some for the entertainment industry, ie, TV. But some are for theatre too. I also paint, create zines and sculpt silly cats for my cat club collection. Since leaving the entertainment industry, I have been enjoying the creative freedom that writing from experience offers. I love the democratisation of the arts and the opportunity to write authentic memoir that the internet provides for me and other creatives. You can truly go your own way and tell stories that resonate with you, not just demographics or pre-established viewpoints or narratives. What's more, you get to reclaim your free expression and freedom of thought - there is nothing more liberating for a writer than to free their mind and liberate their craft. My days are spent reading, writing, walking on the beach, and fussing over my three-legged cat, Dragon-boy.
NOTE: You won't find me on social media (if you do they're fake accounts) but I do occasionally use free speech platform Substack
Writing Projects

C.L.A.W (V.R short film)
Developed on the DYSPLA writing residency. First screened as part of the Earl's Court Film Festival​ in London.
C.L.A.W. delves into the pleasure gap using real women's words and lives to explore why most women don't experience sexual pleasure in the same way as men, yet are often under pressure to, and how this affects them.
Inspired by the research by Andrejek N, Fetner T, Heath M. Climax as Work: Heteronormativity, Gender Labor, and the Gender Gap in Orgasms. Epub 2022 Jan 31. PMID: 35185280; PMCID: PMC8847982.
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Created: Alex River Clarke
Directed: Lennie Varvarides
Film & Edit: Kazimir Bielecki
Physical Performance: Alicia Radage
VO: Daisy May Parsons
VO: Kevin Layne
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THE CON MOTHER (comedy)
6-part TV comedy series.
Developed as part of The BBC's Northern Voices.
Poverty-stricken Roberta lives with her con-artist mother, Angel, in the family car. Sick of being her mother's shill and fearing becoming her mother in the future, she decides to break free in the only way she knows how - by becoming a drag king. Totally reinventing herself comes easy, after all, a con woman raised her. But Angel, fearing she might lose her grip on her daughter, drags her into 'the biggest con in the world' and Roberta finds herself the ultimate sucker.
Production company: Warp Films.

WaKING beauty (BBC Radio 4)
Winner of the BBC's Alfred Bradley Award.
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The Byrnes family face a sudden tragedy, throwing open the doors to the traumatic grief of their past. Blinded by the past pain, they are likely to repeat old patterns of behaviour unless they can recall their historical values.
Directed by Nadia Molinari
MARY ..... Michelle Fairley
SIOBHAN ..... Lucy Gaskell
ORLA ..... Sade Malone
GEMMA ..... Sacha Parkinson
FATHER ROBIN .... Joseph Alessi
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Produced by BBC Radio North.
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BELOW
6-part magical realist coming-of-age mini-series.
Winner of the Channel 4 and New Writing North TV Drama Writing Award.
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Grace is a maladaptive daydreamer. She has created a whole wonderland called The Below, where she spends her days with her imaginary friend Blod. No real school, no real friends, no real life. Until her family relocate across the country into a tower block, and she meets Shelley. Now Grace wants to be part of the real world. Only to discover that her family is not as loving as she thought. Below is a hiding place, Blod her only chance at surviving.
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Development commissioner: Lee Mason, Channel 4
Production Company: Bonafide Films
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REFUGE
6 part TV drama series set in a women's refuge.
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Lizzie runs a halfway house for women escaping chaotic lives. When one of the women's exs seemingly attempts to abduct his own daughter, Lizzie takes matters into her own hands, uncovering police corruption involving her own estranged family, the Maloneys. Now she has her criminal family to deal with, and the police, pulling her back into a world she desperately wanted to escape.
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Development commissioner: Jo McClellan, BBC
Production company: Dancing Ledge Productions.
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HOW TO BE...
TV adaptation of Charlotte Amelia Poe's memoir.
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Charlotte's journey through high school is far from simple. Fandom, music, and art fill her life with joy as she navigates the difficulties of being neurodivergent in a neurotypical world. Intelligent, honest, and able to see the absurdity of life, Charlotte develops friendships with people who need her directness and authenticity. When the tables turn, those she once helped rally to support her and offer what she needs most: unconditional love.
​BFI NETWORK Young Audience Content Fund.
Production company: Adapted Pictures
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BELLA IN THE AFTERNOON (Comedy)
Six-part TV series.
Longlisted for the Thousand Films Writing Competition.
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After being cancelled from her own daytime TV show, Bella is lost. She tries apologising, grovelling, and bribing, but her career is over. She hits the bottle and her much younger boyfriend, and she is quickly becoming everything she hates. Her life descends into chaos, addiction, and resentment until her agent shows up with an offer too good to refuse, but all that glitters is not gold. The cancellation mob up their hate campaign, and this time, Bella decides to fight fire with fire, but with the odds stacked against her and fake friends working behind the scenes to take her down, she may have taken on a fight she can't win.

SISTERS OF THE MIDNIGHT BERRIES
Stage play (magical realist comedy)
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Owlpie and Beetletrousers are sisters bound together by a difficult childhood. As adults, they live a life of barely functioning drug dependence, haunted by the children they once were. After their disability benefits are stopped, the sisters don't see a way of coping in the real world and embark on their final grand journey to find their mother, who drowned when they were only girls. The problem is that neither sister can swim, and only one of them wants to. Perhaps the Midnight Berries can keep them afloat?
Director: Roni Ellis
​Staged: Salford Arts Theatre as part of their new writing festival celebrating playwright Shelagh Delaney.
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WHEN I WOZ A TROLL
Stage play (magical realism)
​Longlisted for the Old Vic 12 (2019)
​Bess is a teenage runaway - frightened and hungry, she makes her home beneath an abandoned railway bridge in East Manchester. Her only friend is Our Lady of the Moss, a face in the stone walls of the bridge who soon knows all her secrets. Until one night, "The Goats" arrive and destroy her efforts for safety. As they trip-trap-trip-trap over her bridge, she must decide whether to flee or fight. When neither option works, Our Lady of the Moss takes matters into her own hands.
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MY NAME WAS HUNGER
Stage play (black comedy)
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Desire for fame is a drug; becoming famous is a near-fatal overdose. Salford-born Eileen left England for Hollywood in the 50s looking for fame and fortune and found it. Seven movies, six marriages, and three hit TV sitcoms later, she's seen it all. But has not worked for decades. She needs it back and has sought her heyday like a pig after truffles ever since. A diagnosis of early-stage dementia brings Eileen to a crossroads: return to Salford to make amends with the family she left behind or try for one last big hit, a live-streamed 'Deathday Party' for her remaining fans and the ghoulish. She wants to go out the way she came in - singing and dancing. It's left to her long-suffering PA to change her mind, and failing that, sabotage her efforts.
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Staged: The Park Theatre, London. (As part of the 2012 women's writing event)
Company: the salon:collective
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OUR KID, JESUS
Stage play (comedy)​
Winner: 24/7 theatre's 'next big idea' competition 2012.
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​Siblings JD and Devon are under orders when their mum, Queenie, is at work; if the bailiffs knock, 'swallow your gold and hide letters from the dole'. They don't think the day will arrive; they're too busy wondering who the flag-waving young men are who have arrived on the estate. Why is everyone so angry all of a sudden? JD tries to avoid the politics, whereas Devon develops a crush on the principled, smooth-talking flag-waver. Distracted, when the fateful bailiff day arrives, Devon chokes on her pinkie finger gold ring. Revived by paramedics, she's a whole new girl - the second coming of Jesus, or so she says. While Queenie ferries Devon to the medical examiner and to CT scan after CT scan, her life quietly falls apart. Whereas her son JD's life is just getting louder, as the entrepreneur of the family, he decides to set up a pay-as-you-go miracle service from the kitchen. He could resolve the family's financial woes and unite the estate through Devon, or perhaps it will kick off.
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Staged: 24/7 theatre festival, Manchester and a rehearsed reading at The Cockpit Theatre, London.
Company: the salon:collective

The Crucifixion of Madeline McKay
(Or what the owl men saw and the girl forgot) (Stageplay)
​Madeline grew up in a perfect family, in an ideal village. She's an average student, a faithful Catholic, an empathetic friend, and a loving daughter. Yet she is haunted by a baby crying, first at night, then during the day, soon all the time. Then come the owls, when she closes her eyes, she meets theirs - black and staring. She keeps the torment to herself. Until she finds herself arrested and interviewed by the police. Soon, what is kept in the dark comes to light, and Madeline has a choice to make: tell the truth or embrace the soft cushion of madness.
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Production company: Missfit Productions (2009)

The landlord, the medium, and the cherub. (Novel)
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​Albert has recently died. He was knocked off his pushbike by rogue landlord, Simon. If he had died in any other way, he would have happily entered through the pearly gates, but Albert is a stickler for doing things right, and he just can't let it go. He needs to find a medium; the problem is that the only real one in Manchester is a young girl called Fay, and she's afraid of ghosts. Can he really convince her he's an angel? Is it right to deceive a child? When rogue landlord Simon takes over Fay's family's tenancy, he decides it is not only morally right, but also his divine calling to meddle, causing untold trouble for the living and the dead.​​
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Runner up in Commonword's (2008) New Northern Novelist Competition.
Talent development schemes

DYSPLA_Residency
Selected for a six month development residency with DYSPLA. I created the short comedy script VAMP and the concept for the short film CLAW.
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ITV & Dancing Ledge New Talent Scheme
Selected for a 12 month writing mentorship.
Developed a new TV pilot and series outline for LITTLE DEMONS - a murder mystery looking at the sex industy's manipluation of young people via social media, blurring the real and imagined.
My mentor: Paula Milne (The Politican's Wife.)

BAFTA writing mentorship
Selected for a 12 month writing mentorship
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Developed two scripts - the feature film YOUNG NUNS about how an unplanned pregancy turns a convent upside down. Set in Leeds. Explores female friendship and coming of age under a habit. Plus the TV comedy pilot LUCKY COW
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My mentor: Lisa McGee (Derry Girls)

BBC voices writing scheme
Selected to develop new ideas for TV.
I d​eveloped two scripts: The comedy THE CON MOTHER that later went into development with Warp Films and SEX THERAPY - a drama about the lives of an inner city sex therapy clinic.

BFI & FHN short script lab
Selected for a nine month development scheme.
Developed a new comedy short film script THE GREAT BRITISH VAMPIRE PAGEANT on their nine month writing mentorship.
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D/disabled directors scheme
Selected to join the cohort of early-stage theatre directors to participate in a series of workshops aimed towards deepening our understanding and development of technique.
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Raising Films Writing Residency
Developed WAKING BEAUTY with the time afforded me on the Raising Films Writing Residency. WAKING BEAUTY went on to win the BBC Alfred Bradley Award.
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